We at “P” Corner are proud and pleased to announce the release of Brian-9.0 which became Generally Available Sunday, Feb 18, 2008. To honor this momentous milestone achievement, a celebration banquet was held at the main headquarters located in Loris, SC. Rumor has it that members of the Knoxville office made the trip to help celebrate the festivities. Not only were the President and VP(I won’t begin to touch which person has which title) in attendance, but the founding members were also there as well. The banquet was well received by all and included such delights as BBQ ribs, ham, corn, and pancit. Door prizes were also given away to celebrate the occasion. Strangely enough, all of the prizes were won by the same employee.
Some of the new features included in Brian-9.0:
Advanced intelligence
Ability to make more complex decisions
Increased energy
Ability to take on more responsibility(This feature has not been fully tested)
As one of the lead developers, I cannot begin to express my pride in this newest release. But we are not resting on our laurels. We are still on track for our most recent product, Will, to reach version 7.0 in August. And in September, be sure to look out for Victoria-19.0. We hope to make it our most stable release ever!
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February 20th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Only you, my friend, could recap a
birthday partyson-ware release party the way you have. The list of features is spectacular. I can understand why it warranted a full feature release instead of just a dot revision. Congrats!February 20th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Thank you kind sir….
We actually didn’t get to implement all of the proposed features because we felt the code base wasn’t quite mature enough… but at least the listed features made it. however, all of this development with little monetary return on investment is really becoming taxing on our company. We can only hope that some day we might actually see some (monetary)profit.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
You are hilarious. We have a couple of Beta Versions coming up this summer. Subscribe to our RSS feed for updates…